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Spelunking

The act of engaging in any form of rectal/anal penetration both medically or sexual in nature.

I went to my monthly physical, and my Doctor spent a good amount of time spelunking during his time below.

Last night my girl let me go spelunking for the first time in months. It was a rough time going deep in there.

by Millrunner80 August 4, 2018


Nether Spelunking

The act of teaming up (or going solo) and raiding the nether in minecraft for valuable materials, such as Exp, Blaze Rods, Ancient Debris, etc

Hey, wanna go nether spelunking?
Nah, I need to enchant my armor first.

by Mr. Enderman February 7, 2020


Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021


spelunker

How the fuck would I know?

Guy 1: "hey man, I'm thinking about becoming a full-time spelunker."

Guy 2: "How the fuck did you get in my house?"

by Not videogamedunkey November 10, 2022


refrigerator spelunking

The process of digging through the recesses of your refrigerator in an effort to find something (semi) edible. Usually part of or precursor to either refrigerator roulette or refrigerator triage. Results can be anything from mild to traumatizing.

I was refrigerator spelunking when I discovered a chicken I'd put in there two years ago.

by ferricoxide June 7, 2010


asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013


Spelunker M.D.

Nickname for a gastroenterologist, or other medical professional that assists with medical care for the anal patient.

I had my colonoscopy done when I turned 45, and Spelunker M.D. was on point with the experience.

by Eddie Shell July 30, 2024