Indian Stab

To viciously ram a girl in the asshole without prior warning then proceed to reach around and wrap your hand around her mouth, opening and closing to create an "Indian" call. Continue to do so until the only fair outcome would be to pay reparations.

"Hey, what was that sound?"
"That was Billy Indian Stabbing Melissa upstairs."
"Sweet."

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Stabbing Poo

Anal Sex

I gave her the reach around while I was stabbing poo.

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Dick stab

The sexual act of inserting the penis into another person. The term is normally associated with a forceful or unpleasant experience.

Woman 1: You have no idea how many times Tiger dick stabbed me that night. It was like I was a pin cushion.
Woman 2: Yeah, no wonder they call him Tiger Woods.

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Stabbing time

1. The time when stabbing is appropriate and needed.

2. Usually quarter past 11 when the pubs get out in svetlovenia.

Oh no i best wear my kevlar vest for it is stabbing time.

Your lucky it isnt stabbing time, or I'd stab you bad even though your my gran.

It's STABBING TIME! (As opposed to Hammer Time)

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stabbing knife

An Implement that you have reserved for that special someone cus man they shit you off in the way that they screw with you, your friends, and those you love. nice guys usually have one however never use it.

I Sharpened my stabbing knife today. o yeh if i see that player who is using my friend ill cut him....ill cut him nice

stand back whilst i practice stabbing with my stabbing knife

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Noodle Stab

To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development

"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"

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stab the squirrel

A phrase that is a reference to having sex with a girl while she is on her period. It makes more scene if you think of you penis as the "stabbing" tool and her vagina as a small woodland creature that you are in fact stabbing, hence the bloody mess.

Really gross and kinda pervy way to think, but some do.

Note: Stabbing the squirrel is the process of doing so.

Guy 1: Katie is on her period so last night I had to stab the squirrel.

Guy 2: Dude, that's really gross and I honestly don't want to know. *shudder*

**probably a phrase that "hillbillies" are most likely to use/know

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