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Useful for three things.
1) You're poor/out of town/on a coffee break and you need/want free Internet.
2) You're going to be spending hours working on schoolwork and need a caffeine injection to sustain yourself.
3) Both A and B
1) Jimmy: We're going to New York City... hold on, there's a S'Bucks up ahead. I'm going to check Google Maps for a sec to see where we are
2) Bob: Yeah, my thesis paper is due tomorrow. I'm going to Starbucks. A few shots there should keep me awake, if a little jittery, so I don't crash on the keyboard.
3) Mike: Oh shit. My presentation is due tomorrow and I haven't actually started it. I'm headed off to Starbucks with my laptop. Once a few drinks are in my system, I'm going to set to work and search the stuff I need on Wikipedia, then type it up in different words, cite a vaguely related source, and fancy it up - hopefully the teacher will think I spent the last two weeks on it.
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At the end of yours and every other street in the entire world.
*walks into Starbucks*
Me: "One small coffee please"
Guy behind counter: "That'll be $100 please"
Me: ...WTF?
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A Coffee shop, where after becoming famous, is not actually good coffee at all. An old lady in the back just shits in your cup, and that's it. You can also find people with glasses and laptops occupying the very limited seating space.
Hey, what did you do this morning?
Oh, I just went down to Starbucks to get some coffee
Dude, that sucks
yeah, I don't feel myself, when I think about it.
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Starbucks is a widely popular and overpriced coffee franchise.
Hipsters diss it and promote "going local", teenage girls Instagram pictures of their drinks every time they go there, and regular people buy their caffeine and work or study in the quiet atmosphere.
A person walks into Starbucks, buys a $4 frappe, and walks out the door silently judging girls taking selfies with mocha cookie crumbles
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Great coffee, although your purchase is in the image of the company.
It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.
Boyfriend: my uncle buys starbucks to maintain his image.
Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!
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*verb; the act of going to starbucks
K: Where are they?
A: Oh, I think they are starbucking right now.
K: We should starbuck sometime!
A: I know, we haven't starbucked in forever.
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An empire for rich, faggot yuppies that are gullible enough to pay $20 for a cup of bitter coffee.
Wow, look at that queer across the street at Starbucks doing homework on his laptop like he's got something fucking special for the whole world to witness..... where is my baseball bat?
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