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Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."
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the way in wich you measure stoke. can be used in both literal and sarcastic ways.
sarcasm: DUDE i have math finals in five minutes and i did not study STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!
literal: BRO! look at the pow! theres going to be some gnar pow tommrow for us to go put some sticks in the snow! STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!! 5 FEET OF FRESH!
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adj. more than stoked, like Robocop was more than a cop.
Jane Seymore was robo-stoked that Robocop was on TBS 3 nights a week with 3 chances to watch.
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a nice phrase skateboard companies use instead of "marketing"
saying it automatically makes someone a kook.
company rep: yeah we're out here spreading the stoke and turning kids onto the sport
realist: yeah you're just taking advantage of impressionable kids and getting them to buy your boards with their parents money
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A city full of inbred bastards, who all have 6 fingers. The city is also home to a small football team who’s fans who walk around in there XXXXXXL shirts eating kebabs and claiming that jack Butland is a good goal keeper despite him being shite
“I’m going to the stoke city game” all 4 of their fans
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very small in every way no one like him and no one ever will
that guy is such a jack stokes
that guy is tiny he must be a jack stokes
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Allrounder. Plays cricket for England. My English fans call me the best allrounder in the world. What are they smoking🤣🤣? Clearly Shakib and Jadeja are better.
I am an umpiring howler merchant and I live in Ashwin's pocket. I am Ben Stokes.
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