Random
Source Code
Random
Two cards in Texas Holdem which share the same suit and and connected, like 5-6 of spades och 10-Jack of hearts. Often played when the cost is low and the potential profit is large.
Player 1: I had 45 suited and flop came A-2-3. Of course your set of aces gets whooped.
Player 2: But I had Three aces! What happened to my stack?
8👍 1👎
Panties or other garments covering the female goods.
I got a nice upskirt shot of your girlfriend's coot suit last night.
17👍 4👎
when a person is covered in so much ejaculative fluid, they appear to be wearing some sort of white clothing, ie a suit.
it took 67 guys to give that fatty a white suit!
77👍 29👎
when you are a meat suit, not human zipper buddy
ha ha funny meat suit gubul buddy!
its such a meat suit.
A suit which chavs wear which actually makes them look like a weasel, its so well made you cannot even see the zip at the back of the neck
Dave, did you see that chav that walked by? His Weasel suit was impeccable
When you have nothing on from the waste down while attending an online zoom meeting. You could be wearing a button up with a tie for instance and have your balls dangling. All good though. The camera can’t see it and you look classy and dialed in as far as the viewers are concerned
Man....these zoom meetings are getting old. Thank god I just go with the zoom suit. Makes the whole work day a lot more tolerable.
A type of material, invisible to the naked human eye, that grants the wearer immunity to all forms of duty and responsibility. Commonly found in bureaucratic fields of work, such as city government, state, and federal positions. Any request for work or assistance made towards the wearer of a teflon suit will instantly bounce off, rebounding to the nearest individual not in possession of a teflon suit.
"Hey, did you ask Gary for that bi-weekly report due today?"
"Yeah, I went to his desk to get it, but somehow I ended up on the other side of the building asking Rick for it."
"Sounds like Gary just got his teflon suit back from the dry cleaners."