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When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.
Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.
|trək ˈsərf-ing|
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To imitate a surfer on the bed of a pickup truck: -ing, -ed
ORIGIN: Of redneck origin; some people got bored and decided to stand up in the back of a truck while in motion during the late 20th century.
She fell to her death while truck-surfing. Her mom did nothing.
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Surf Monday is every "Monday" during the months of May-September. Typically begins Sunday night at 10pm and ends Monday night, but occasionally continues until Tuesday. Rain or shine, this event includes lots of surfing and almost always other types of fun.
Me: It's almost Surf Monday!
Debra: That's my favorite day of the week!
The practice of following behind a police cruiser or other service vehicle responding to an emergency in order to pass the other people who pull off the road to let them by.
Dude, I was going to get fired if I showed up to work late one more time. Thankfully, cop surfing saved my hide and I was able to make it.
When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.
"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"
a group of people (typically teenagers) who smoke e-cigarettes and think they're cool because of it. They'll often post about said "e-cigging" and boast about their actual e-cig contraptions and parts, such as vaporizers or batteries.
Guy 1: Dude, Danny posted another Instagram video with he and his surf squad; they must think they're vape gods or something.
Guy 2: Oh please god, help them; their level of stupidity is painful to witness.
A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.
Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .