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Survive

Continue to live especially inspire of danger or hardship

My relationship WILL survive 2022

by kingdom20 March 31, 2022


could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 20, 2024


Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020


Survival Nation

A Dayz Discord for sad weaboo weirdos. A place to senselessly argue with everyone and anyone for nothing at all.

I bet that guy is in the survival nation discord

by SumADeez July 16, 2022


Survival Nation

Buncha horny discord weaboo weirdos

You’re a Survival Nation Weaboo weirdo

by SumADeez July 16, 2022


Survival Stance

ugly wide stance on a skateboard.

Get out the survival stance, bitch

by ThePhelper May 09, 2019


survival horror

A gaming genre where you guessed it.. you survive horror!

This is the most slay gaming genre and playing survival horror classics such as resident evil, silent hill, fatal frame & more are known to cause severe and irreversible yassifcation.

Person A: What’s your favourite survival horror game?

Person B: I love Rule of Rose!

Person A: Haunting Ground is better um chile

by alaozoxox June 23, 2023