Sleepy Susan

A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.

A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.

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wet susan

The act of putting a wet pussy on someone's ear.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.

I rolled over and fell asleep too fast, so she gave me a wet susan.

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juicy susan

A wet turd; diaherra.

Nick: ew! Someone left a juicy susan in the bathroom stall.

Me: gross, man. Flush that shit!

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Slutty Susan

A girl who has sex with every male she encounters.

"Dude, did you hear about that Slutty Susan from the party? She totally let me ride her unicorn."

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MSNBC Susan

White, liberal, suburban moms that became political junkies during the Trump administration. Especially love Rachel Maddow.

Those MSNBC Susan’s loved Biden’s inaugural address.

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Susan Collins

Someone selfish who will let people suffer.

Someone who is a major downer.

I just ran over a dog with my car.

Dude, you're such a Susan Collins.

Why aren't you coming out tonight, you Susan collins?

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Susan Boil

A boil or cyst that doesn't appear to be very big, but when you pop it, a massive amount of pus comes out. It surprises you like Susan Boyle.

That little boil on my arm looked like a whitehead, but turned out to be a susan boil.

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