kalven swank

coolest dude you'll ever met

he's such a kalven swank.

Swank Bai

A Very Hot And Big Man (In The Belly Area.) This Man Would Be Used As A Man Who Loves Caffeine Free Mountain Dew. NO CAFFEINE ALLOWED OR THIS MAN MIGHT GO ULTRA INSTINCT!

Oh, Look At That Swank Bai, Give Him Your Caffeine Free Mountain Dew Now.

pidgeon-swank

it means that a person got swank but in a quirky way.

"mann, tht kid is a nerd but he sho got pidgeon-swank"

Hilary (Swank)

Having a wank in the shower

Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

The Swank Effect

When an actress/actor is average looking, but can look hot at times. Example: Hillary Swank, Sandra Bullock, Ellen Page....may as well add Elliot Page in here too.

"Sandra Bullock has "The Swank Effect" hardcore bro!