sweater puppets

tittttt-ayyyyyssss inside a sweater that you play with...like puppets

He was playing with her sweater puppets in the back of her car.

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sweater sex

1. When two individuals engage in sexual intercourse whilst only wearing a sweater

I have a sweater fetish, so obviously I love sweater sex.

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Sweater Cows

huge titties!

guy 1: check out juggy mcbigjugs over there eh!
guy 2: yep, dems some sweater cows up in here boy, yessiree mother fucka

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Sweater Zeppelins

particularly large breasts

Did you see the sweater zeppelins on that hose hound?

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Meat sweater

A Canadia Un-circumscribed penis.

My homeboy Chris Shelly is sporting a "meat sweater "

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perma-sweater

no shirt, no problem, because your wearing a sweater of body hair year round.

Bryan looked hot at the beach, in part because of his perma-sweater.

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sweater meat

Large breasts.

God damn, her sweater meat is flying everywhere since she stopped wearing bras.

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