Tell-ya-commuter

Different then a work from home telecommuter, a tell-ya-commuter spends every moment of their work commute talking on their cell phone with a relative, friend, or neighbor about whatever random mundane subject pops into their mind.

Although they had no reason to talk, Jim could expect a call from Dave every day at 8:07AM as Dave became a tell-ya-commuter on his way to the office.

tell me about it

A way of saying you agree with someone.

Tom: Man, what a rough day.
Tim: Tell me about it.

Tell me why

ain't nothin' but a heartache
TELL ME WHY
ain't nothin' but a mistake
TELL ME WHY
I ain't never wanna hear you say
i WaNt iT tHaT wAYYyYyYYyYy

reeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE tEll Me wHy

let you tell it

The definition of let you tell it is another way of saying someone is lying or exaggerating the truth of a subject matter

Let you tell it you are the man the block, Let you tell it you are dating the sexiest women in town, Let you tell it your a wall street stock broker.

Tell Your Mom!

1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.

2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)

3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.

Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)

You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"

or

Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."

You: I always knew you liked dudes,

Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!

You: Tell your mom!

or

You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"

Tell me without telling me

A game played on TikTok where you are challenged to say something without directly saying it.

Girl in TikTok: Tell me without telling me your boyfriend is the best boyfriend ever. I’ll go first…

*girl pans camera to her boyfriend lovingly picking out all the stuff she hates off her extra large pizza*

Me: looks over to my husband who won’t even hold the door open for me when he enters a store.

*cries cus I know I’ll never know what that feels like*

i'm telling on you

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE