A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.
James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.
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When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostrils, clogs one nostril with her finger and ejects the cummy material out of her nasal cavity onto the man's erect penis.
That green testicle was orgasmic.
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When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down
Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!
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After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.
Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.
A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.
Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?