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Thanos

That eggplant I wanna kill because he killed half the hecking universe in The MCU

Thanos Sucks.

Yes I dont like him

by Bork Barnse November 23, 2018


Thanos

A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.

Thanos is a big raisin with a face

by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019


Thanos

I large nice purple grape with a chin that looks like Goku's hair. He has a shiny golden gauntlet that can hold 6 colorful rocks of power. Each rock has its own power. His hobbies are massive genocide, making stuff in stores 50% off, and killing his own daughter. He is the greatest Titan of all time.

"Man, Thanos is literally the greatest insurance company ever!"

by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021


Thanos

He did nothing wrong.

Thanos did nothing wrong

by Someguynamejoseph July 13, 2021


Thanos

Thanos is a purple dude with an oven mitt and a beautiful glow in the dark rocks that he collects. When he snaps his fingers he will make everything 50% off

Thanos is going to snap :(

by LittleBearMan December 20, 2019


Thanos

A purple grape that snapped half of the universe out of extinction. He lost in endgame and got snapped out of extinction too. So he died and went to hell. He looked for a bunch of rocks to collect in a glove

Thanos snapped your mom out of extinction

by Ur mom is loki June 4, 2019


Thanos

Barney's brother from outer space who has a cool glove and two movies

Thor: this Thanos we're talking about, is he tough
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice

by The grill master May 6, 2019