Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

Mayor Todd

Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.

1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.

mayor of sexytown

A very cool and sexy person.

Person 1: *being sexy awesome and cool*
Person 2: WOW!! Person 1 is such a Mayor Of Sexytown!!!

vice mayor

steps in if for any reason the mayor cannot fulfill HER duties. she can crump like a black girl,grind like a spanish girl, and can also do "the white girl". she screams out random words like jiggyboo and scantua scantua.she's hip!

The vice mayor DARES TO CAREEEE