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When you give someone a Swirly, A Boondoggle and a Wedgie. Especially when they’re wearing whitey tighties.
Dude, we totally gave him a Swifter Sweeper! What a nerd!
(noun) A middle aged person (usually female) who’s primary job is to sit at home all day and enter sweepstakes.
Janine enters like 1000 sweeps a day and she gets all this free shit from it, she is such a sweeper!
Sex with a tweaker that is so bad its like an old beeper from the 90s, he keeps twitching in such a crappy way its like when those beepers got thrown against the wall and still vibrated and NOT in a good way
how was he in bed?
Oh jesus, he may be straight-edged but it was like a sweeper-beeper
When you bust on the floor the proceed to flip the female upside down and mop it up with her hair.
Named after sex ed teacher S. Ziff
Babe come here and help me clean this up
How tho?
The Ziffer Sweeper of course!
A set of warm fingerless gloves. Widely used during the autumn and winter months. Often seen on workmen and hobos because they are a middle ground between bare hands mittens. Allowing you to actually use your hands in the winter without getting frostbite.
The fuck you wearing? You look homeless... Yeah, well at least I can use my fuckin hands, you pillock.
Can you make me a pair of Chimney Sweepers? Yeah sure just let me grab my knife.
Stuffing panties into your girlfriend's vagina the day after her period has ended, lubing up your dick so you can have sex with her panty stuffed vagina, then pulling out the panties...and everything that comes with it.
I planned on eating my girlfriend out later, but first I gave her the ol' chimney sweeper to make sure she was cleaned out.
A girl who belongs to the streets. A girl that is never at the crib at night and is instead out in parties, fucking hella dudes.
“Bro don’t date that girl she’s a notorious street sweeper”