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a ninja that dresses like a bat and fights crazy clowns, old-fashioned gangsters and other mentally unstable people in a make believe city.
Is also probably God.
person1: It's not sufficient to say that Stalin was simply more left-winged than Gandhi. There are fundamental political differences between them that the old categories on their own can't explain
person2: Im batman
person1: ...damn it.
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when you masturbate in someones presence/in the same room without them knowing, yet while they are aware/conscious.
batman
he is stealthy and cunning...
cunning enough to be cumming
in your presence.
my friend and i were watching a porno and i pulled a batman. guy didn't even know i rubbed one out only feet away from him.
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To climb a near vertical surface with a rope in your hands and your feet walking up the wall.
We grabbed a rope and batmaned up the roof.
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batman is the greatest most awesome hero, he'll kick everones butt in a fight, he is simply the best of the best , no one can ever kill him.
whos batman ???
' chris is batman '.
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Sex move in which, post-coitis, the sex partner turns over to snuggle and finds you are no longer there.
After we did the horizontal mambo I batmaned her and was gone!
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Batmaning is a form of loving torture. To Batman someone, you must choose a victim you are able to hug or kiss on, preferably a sexual partner. The person doing the Batmaning must get undressed and don a Batman mask or cowl and sneak into bed with the victim. The point is to try to get cuddled up with them and get them all hot and bothered before they realize that you are in fact Batman! Works best with overly serious lovers.
Past tense:
Batman'd
Common variants:
Darth Maul mask = Maul'd
Optimus Prime = Prime'd
David was Batman'd in the shower yesterday.
Claire really likes Batmaning her homophobic boyfriend.
Yo, man, the other day I got Prime'd!
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stick the index finger in the pussy, then stick both the index in the pussy and the pinky up the butt, the stick the index in the pussy, the pinky up the butt, and the opposite hand's index in one of the ears at the same time, then start singing the batman theme song (do doo doo do doo doo do doo BAT MAN..you know how it goes) while pulling the fingers in and out to the beat of the song
Jake wants to do the BATMAN on Katelyn, get the batmobile Robin and take him to her house
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