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oak park unified district

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit

jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”

by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 9, 2020

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northwestern lehigh school district

a hardly decent school in a little town north of allentown, its called New tripoli. most of the girls and some guys in NW can't live without drama so they flip out over the lamest shit. most of the people in NW are rednecks and/or farmers. NW doesnt even have a pool. and some of our parents parents went to our school in the same building. our school is almost next to a cornfield. our nickname:corn cob high

damnnn those rednecks at northwestern lehigh

by cristin February 8, 2005

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Markham District Highschool (MDHS)

MDHS is the most waste school, where kids vape too much. school is filled with so much white kids and wanna be’s. all the kids will try scare you and jump you. Everyone thinks there “ cool “ by vaping and sniffing *you knowww. The principal is so trash, and last year someone was caught vaping in the stalls. The programs are a waste of time and the teams at this school are so baddddd. If your gonna go to a highschool in Markham dont go here cause this school is pretty trash. If you do go here, your weird🥱🤣🤣

James : Yo what school are you going to?
Nathan : Markham District Highschool (MDHS) , bout you?
James : Yo sick bro, me too
Kuavee : Yall waste as fuck, MDHS is sucks!

by heheheimthecoolest🥳 December 19, 2019

12👍 5👎


Cherokee Independent School District

goofy ahh roblox group, corrupted owner who mistreats staff, owner bullys people and when someone says something back he bans them

did you hear about Cherokee Independent School District, Yeah! that group is bad

by dee_snuts_lolbro January 31, 2023


great valley school district

**WARNINGS**
-ASS WILL BE SLAPPED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE GROPED

-7TH GRADE MATH TEACHERS WILL LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT
-YOU WILL GET HIGH OFF THE MENTHOL COUGH DROPS...if u try hard enough...
-stay clear of staircases... 10 foot high linoleum splat death... tie shoes

*reminder: you CAN walk over the people on the ground mid-fight...probably got one swing and pussied out anyway..*

welcome to the home of the patriots!

derived from a name that refers those in the 17th century who rejected loyalist agenda and rebelled against British control, there is no fucking way you would've learned and retained that information with Great Valley's curriculum.. you'll learn more meeting GOD off of the drugs provided in any big stall constructed for the sole purpose of passing penjamins and trapping elf bars. but before you're corrupted by hand-me-down fentanyl laced adderall, you move up the ranks of GV, where each year your innocence is slowly stolen and your intelligence is blatantly exploited by administrative trash... if you think that's harsh just wait til you hear about the way the people up top handle things.. little issues, you know, like racism or assault... you'd think a blue ribbon school, voted one of the top 5 in chester county, would take those matters more seriously...but.. BLUE WHITE AND PRIVILEGE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN BABYYY. AND "my kid is an honor student at great valley high school" has such a nice ring to it.

"i was apart of Great Valley School District and now I'm a teenage mother with aspirations of being the Top Female Trap Queen on the Main Line"
"Great Valley School District robbed me of my childhood and literally lit my house on fire..?!"
"i loved being apart of Great Valley School District! (**i peaked in high-school**)."
"i was apart of Great Valley School District for only 3 years and all i have to show for it is chlamydia and this dumb t-shirt."

by boombastia September 7, 2023


rockland district high school

A school with preps, goths, rednecks, "jocks", wiggers, geeks,the drunks, and some normal people. Wherever you walk, you see girls saying "like, what-ev, Oh em gee, I'm cooler than you..Duh." You see guys dressed like they would on halloween, guys that are white acting and dressing like they are black, people running around the school acting physco...geeks with books in their hands at all times. You may see some "clicks".. and the class of 2009 think they're hot shit. You hear about people having sex in teachers class rooms. AKA RM 29. It's a very interesting school.

When you go to Rockland DIstrict High School, you will see everything below...

Preps-the ones that think they're hot shit, but no one likes. Saying dumb stuff like what-ev.. and the examples above.
Goths-the ones that wear all black and dark make-up.. and possibly some are gay.
Rednecks- "Right wicked guy." The ones that look absolutely horrible and talk very annoying.. fishing and lobstering would be their hobby.
"Jocks"-The ones that think they're really good at sports.. and have sex with like everyone.. they also fit into the "drunks". Most of them really aren't that good at sports.. especically if they're from rockland.
Wiggers-all the ones that think they're black but aren't really.
Geeks-the ones that get class awards like 100 times.
Drunks-the ones that come to school hung over pretty much everyday. That's most of the rockland school by the way.

by Morgan June 19, 2006

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Byram Hills School District

A school district in Armonk. Not all the kids are rich and preppy. Services Bedford and Pleasantville. Not all the kids care a lot about fashion. Adults pretend thats there is cyberbullying when there really isn't. Not that great a district has everyone says.

Byram Hills School District is in Armonk

by couldn't think of a name 7 November 28, 2010

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