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Canadian city, north of Toronto.
The only significant thing to note is its high Asian population.
Driver: What?! How did we get in China?
Passenger: We're not in China...it's called Markham.
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A city where legit everyone is Asian, or wannabe Asians. Nothing happens there except for car accidents and robberies at Markville Mall. Many children feel excluded in public schools because all the Asian kids start up their own gang and exclude any other coloured children. There is nothing to do, there is a bunch of community centres yet there are only dumbass aquafit lessons, and dumbass dodgeball clubs. Not to be rude but if you are not Asian in Markham at a nail salon it is 99.99% guaranteed that the nail salon ladies are talking shit about you :)
where do you live?
I live in Markham, it is so fucking boring here
Oh my Lord
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A boring ass town with nothing to do. North of Toronto, it's as boring as the time I watched Glitter on TV. Theres nothing to do. The closest thing to excitement is wasting your weekend to drop off your kids at a soccer game you know they won't win.
Person#1: "Dude, wanna waste some time?"
Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"
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When a job or task is given to someone and gets completed in a very short time frame but with many hiccups and issues on the way.
Nick: "I've finished the server migration project!"
Lucas: "You may have but, you managed to lose 3 months worth of data and caused a weeks worth of outages, you're such a markham."
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The name of a suburban town just north of the city of Toronto, Canada. A really drab place where absolutely nothing happens, most of the people are ignorant, and bad drivers.
I'm from Markham, the most lamest place on earth.
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to lie; to deceive; to make shit up for personal eogtistical gain
"God Damm it, Tim, don't markham to me in front of my face ever fucking again!"
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A large town just north of Toronto, Ontario where the Champions Club (a large, sports-oriented gang) runs the streets. This group of young men has recently moved on to bigger and better things, leaving Markham's streets a cold and desolate place.
The Champions Club returned for a week in the summer and Markham nearly fell apart.
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