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When you have been sitting so long that blood has temporarily stopped flowing to your penis and it gets numb.
HOLY SCHNIIIKIES! I can't feel my hammer!
Dude, it's OK, you've just got Numb Hammer...
Oh OK... :)
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The act of getting hammered off of a Russian alcohol, typically vodka.
The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.
Ivan- What's Borris been drinking?
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!
1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
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Donkey Hammer is a nickname for a guy who has a large penis.
Wow you really have a donkey hammer
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To throw down; to drop knowledge/bombs/etc; to lay down the god damn sauce; to reveal information; or to make rapid advancements upon previously unknown prey.
Emmett: Yo, bro, I was fuckin' droppin' hammers last night!!
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!
Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.
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When you dick is only semi erect, but you bang the shit out of a chick with it anyway.
I was shitfaced, but I banged the shit out of her with my jelly hammer.
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A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.