Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)

When you haven’t seen a puss puss for a while and you start to yearn.

person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”

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lack of booty makes you moody

When you don't have a big butt and you get mad over it

"You're annoying!!"
"Well, lack of booty makes you moody"
"Shutup"

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what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks

discription of a man whom god has not graced with the good looks of Jared Leto but has given the bank balance of Bill Gates, thus making the aforementioned individual attractive.

"That Roman Abramovich, Chelsea football club owner, jeeze, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks."

"Oh good Lord, that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks, kinda."

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Suspicious lack of towers

Huh,i wonder what thats supposed to mean.....

"Yo bro did you see,wasnt there like two towers ?"
"Huh,that a Suspicious lack of towers..."

Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

Lack of comprehension

Someone can't read well or being clueless and ignorant the whole time.

me: "NBA and fans called themselves the best of the world for having the best players of the world and opposed Noah Lyles, yet they lost to Real Madrid, it shouldn't matter if the star players are playing or not."
tony: "US haters are reaching, it's like saying Inter Miami should win without Messi!"
me: "Except they don't call themselves the best of the world or world champion though."
tony: "Can't debate a guy with a wii avatar, can't take your words seriously."
"It was made with a Switch btw and go check out Noah Lyles' words, you're either stuck in last decade or lack of comprehension the whole time."

lacking horniness

Another word for a naive child with an innocent mind, or a person who knows the truth but doesn't give a shit.

Andy: Bro everybody in this whole class browses rule 34 every day except for Diego!
Holly: Yep, he's lacking horniness.