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Watching several Law and Order episodes in a row by channel surfing. Often several different channels have Law & Order episodes and they can be watched for hours without interruption.
I called in sick to work and now I am three hours into a Law and Orgasm.
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Similar to Godwin's Law, it states that the longer a conversation about a foreign country continues, the higher the chance an American will bring up the moon landing.
"He's one small step away from Armstrong's Law."
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In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.
Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-
Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
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The unwritten rules stoners follow when smoking and anything related to stoners and smoking marijuana
Tommy sparks up a blunt and asked "which way to pass it."
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
Doing something right the first time.
Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.
If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.
Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
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Derived from Godwin’s Law, Boston’s Law states that as an online argument with a Patriots fan grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that they will bring up the fact that they have won five Superbowls.
Person: “Bro, I bet the Raiders smoke y’all this year."
Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”
Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law