Random
Source Code
Random
Using an enema for sexual practice
Jannet enjoyed the anal mosquito Jack preformed on her the other night.
A compilation of news sources dealing with the middle East, it is put together by the U.S. government and used by HTT (Human Terrain Team) members and other military personnel to keep abreast of current events and local sentiment.
Source: declassified HTT training manual.
Let's read the latest issue of the"Baghdad Mosquito" to learn what's going on in the Middle East.
I wish I had boobs. All I have are these mosquito bites.
This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.
"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"
Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.
That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.
A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.
Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?
Mick: ye.
Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.
Mick. Ye.
A yellow bumbler out in the yard who stings good doggoes and gives em a big ol swell.
Brandon:"dude what happened to your dog?"
Jeff:"he got stung by a honey mosquito."
Brandon:"aw that sucks, he might need to see the vet."