90 to nothing

The term is slang, used heavily in the South. It means you have a millon things to do and you are moving fast to get those things finished.

"This cute, little, blonde, girl I know, way down South, talk's 90 to nothing, drives 90 to nothing, and is 90 to nothing at everything...and I mean everything...unless she's asleep, then I imagine she dreams 90 to nothing!"

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Nothing is Impossible

The most flaccid statement in all of history. It is scientifically impossible to fit more ridiculous into three fucking words.

"Wait, so if nothing is impossible, is it possible that something IS impossible? Man, what the fuck."

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nothing but net

Said when a 'swish' is made on the basketball court. A swish is when the ball goes in the basket without touching the rim or backboard. The ball makes a 'swishing' sound.

"Miller, from downtown......swish! Nothing but net!"

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Nothing At All

What Flanders says to Homer while wearing a skin-tight ski suit. The image is burned into Homer's mind and haunts him for the rest of his life.

During this particular quote, Flanders turns around and shakes his butt to Homer to emphasize his point.

Flanders: "I love this new ski suit! Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"

Homer: "AGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! Stupid, sexy Flanders..."

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good for nothing

A phrase that can describe two entirely-opposite ends of the meaning-spectrum, depending on how the words are punctuated.

A "good-for-nothing" is, of course, someone who lacks the knowledge and/or motivation to make himself useful in any way. But on the other hand, someone who zealously toils and struggles his a** off trying to totally "be a saint 24/7" but receives no better treatment as a result of it --- in other words, his fellow humans mistreat him with just as much chilliness and lack of charity as if he were just a "good-for-nothing" --- will feel as if he's been "good for nothing"... he's totally worn himself out trying to be "Honest Abe" and "Sir Galahad", yet nobody acknowledges or appreciates his efforts, and so he's behaved himself exceptionally but received zero reward or praise for his efforts.

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E-nothing

|iˈˌnəθi ng |

n. An enlisted member of the US military below the rank of E-5. Someone without sufficient authority over anyone/anything to cause any real affect. Considered inept by anyone E-6 or higher, regardless of how demonstrably capable. Used in a derogatory fashion by E-6 and above; used in a amiable fashion by E-5 and below. *The* place to be in the US military.

Shitstain: "This P-way hasn't been swabbed in over 12 hours! Get some E-nothing in here with a bucket."

E-5: "Time to bust up the Khakis with an E-nothing luncheon."

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Say nothing

Used to confirm something, showing that it's understood. Similar to 'calm' and 'okay cool'.
Can be written as 'sn'.
A slang term mainly used by teens and roadmen.

A: "What time do we start tomorrow?"
B: "11:00"
A: "Okay cool, say nothing"
B: "See u there!"