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Any northern species,usually caught in Florida, trying to imitate and live up to its Floridian counterparts. Markings closely resemble strong connection between bird and mammal species - spike in hair aimed at a 90 degree towards the back of the head. Lobster tanning also found in 9 out of 10 of specimens.
Bob - "Was that a cocky seagull I saw profiling in the white regal?
Tom - " Sure was Bob, he must have forgot his L.A. Looks at home."
The best intramural squad on the University of Akron's Campus. Competing in primarily basketball and flag football.
"Oh great we have to play the Bald Seagulls in the first round"
A sexual act performed while engaging in intercourse on the beach. The male removes his penis, dips it into the sand, and then holds on tight as he reinserts making the female squawk and flap around like a seagul
During senior week I gave this slut a sandy seagull. She married my brother. It makes family reunions awkward.
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80s new wave band from UK
also, a minor character in Pulp Fiction movie, nicknamed "flock of seagulls" due to sweeping funny haircut , resembling the band's frontman Mike Score
You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here?
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An angry seagull is a sexual term, it refers to the act of hiding in a cupboard or other item of furnishings and viewing a couple engageing in an act of passion i.e. fucking eachother senseless, this is common when a husband is spying on his wife while shes having sex with someone else, the act may be commited whilst sipping a refreshing beverage, whilst watching the dirty pervert will toss ones self off (for our American readers, Jerk ones self off) and Jizz into ones hand, he will then proceed to break free off his hiding place and run at the couple doing the dirty yelling caaaa caaaa, like a seagull, and waving ones arms in a windmill effect, also similiar to a seagull, this will mean ones love potion is flung over the horny couple rendering them both disgruntled and embarresed.
"I bust a naughty all over your mommas face last night ciril", "I know Germentrude i was watching from a wardrobe, i was planning to commit the Angry seagul but unfortunately i didnt make a sexy explosion in time", "Oh what a dreadful shame my good man, well better luck next time", "Why thankyou my dear friend i will practice more for next time"
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The sexual at of finishing anal by pulling out and roughly gagging the catcher to the point they make a sound like a dying seagull. note if vomiting occurs it becomes the painted seagull.
Rusty Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: eaurauuchh!
Painted Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: Wtf? hey...euurachhh...splahcchhh!
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Seagull-management, A manager who files in making allot of noise, shits on everything, then leaves.
Dude, why are you doing that?
New process mate.
Process has been changed again??
Yeah, total Seagull-management.
What a douche...
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