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When a male and female wear only a pair of socks during sexual intercourse
Chad has erectile dysfunction but for some reason when his girl Keristan walks around the house naked with only her socks on he get's a boner so they have socks sex at night to keep him pleased!
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Tits that look like a toddlers socks
Small empty and dangling
Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids
She had tits like a toddlers socks
A (generally) teen-age boy who spends the majority of his time masturbating into a tube sock. Sock fillers tend to be socially awkward, often standing slack-jawed while in the presence of their female classmates.
"As the girls' P.E. class ran past, a large number of sock fillers began to shift uncomfortably and mumble to each other."
when the visual inheritance of socks adds to the sexual desire of another person. The attraction can range from plain white ankle socks to rainbow striped thigh highs. On the foot or taking them off the leg and vise versa. There is many possible variations to this fetish but as long as a sock is thought of as sexy then it constitutes a sock fetish. A sock fetish is thought to be a branch of the foot fetish fantasy tree.
John? yes dear. Why are all your socks hard, yellow, and shoved under our sofa? One of the boys must have a sock fetish. We don't have children, you moron.
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grippy socks is kind of a code word for mental health facility because when your in one they give you grippy socks instead of shoes
person A: it wasnt bad when i had grippy socks
person B: yea i played a lot of uno
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A black or darkly coloured sock that has been covered in semen, causing the sock to have a striped zebra pattern. Most commonly found in teenage boys bedrooms.
"Oi you noticed the weird smell in marties room the other day."
'Didn't you see him kick the zebra socks under the bed'
"Jesus christ those were zebra socks? he needs to get a girlfriend"
An item used to hide poop from mommy (Typically stored under the bed). Don’t let her find it.
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