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The character Marth, from Fire Emblem and the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically wearing his white outfit.
He's gonna kick your ass using wedding Marth. You can't win.
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When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.
Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up
"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"
"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."
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an object that will stop things from putting out.
ex-1
thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
ex-2
after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.
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This is an addendum to your existing definitions. W.W. is junky parlance for the moment they untie the torniquet, their blood backs into the syringe glass and blends with the heroin mixture prior to the moment of injection.
Self explanatory. It's what Billy Idol really means. Great song by the way. "It's a nice day for a white wedding."
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Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:
1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood
At this exact point also, he will gain the following:
1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan
Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"
Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."
Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"
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A gown worn by a woman on her wedding day.
See also: wedding dress.
"Who designed your wedding gown?"
"Alfred Angelo. It's style number 1797."
The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".
Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?