ricer wing

The technical term for a two foot tall spoiler bolted on the back of a Honda Civic.

guy 1: Look at that fool. He's drivin a 92 Integra with a ricer wing.
guy 2: That aint no wing, thats a stolen park bench.

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wing wangs

Money, Cash, Simoleons

Futurama Reference

Holy Zombie Jesus! That thing costs about a million wing wangs!

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Rat with wings

1. Pigeons (Those little grey/white/speckled birds that live in cities and steal food)

2. Something unnatural, but awsome. Normally a thing that seems strange at first, but when looked at a little longer is actually very cool.

1.

"Shit! That rat with wings stole my sandwich!"

2.

Bob: "Caffinated water? What the hell is that?!"
Bill: "Yeah, it's a bit of a rat with wings"

Pig wing

Also known as "the skinny arm trick" or "the teapot pose", the pig wing is the classic pose of choice for fat chicks when taking pictures. They will bend slightly forward and put one hand on their hip in classic teapot fashion. They believe that it accentuates the curvature of their waist and makes their flabby arm look thinner. It doesn't.

The pig wing is more commonly used after the fat chick has lost 2-5 pounds and believes that they now look good. If you see a fat chick doing the pig wing, she probably has several "before" pictures of herself looking pretty much just as fat as she does now. The only discernible difference is a shirt or dress that is uncomfortably tight fitting and the presence of the pig wing pose.

Wow, that girl on FB is doing the pig wing pose in every picture. They are all in the album titled, "my weight loss journey - 2 lbs down, 200 left to go!"

winged whale

a derogatory term for a fat bird.

Look at that bird, he's so fat, he's a winged whale.

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Beer wings

The phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically impossible feats seem attainable. Often associated with the phrases "Hey, watch this!" and "Dude, check this out."

Man 1: "Hey, what's Brian doing on the roof?"
Man 2: "He's going to try doing a back flip into the pool..."
Man 1 & 2: "Beer wings."

Broad Wing

When a person's body is completely normal looking until you look at the mid section and there is big globs of fat sticking out on each side that give the person giant love handles that are just "There" for no apparent reason.

PERSON #1: That woman looks like an egg!

PERSON #2: Blah! eww! She has one of the worst cases of Broad Wing I've ever seen!