thirsty as a walrus

Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.

I'm as thirsty as a walrus man I need some water before I pass out.

Thirsty Squirrel

When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.

I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.

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Balls Thirsty

The most ravenous form of thirst known to man caused by such extreme dehydration that one's scrotum and testicles cannot possibly sweat any more and may even start to shrivel.

Guy 1: Dood, I've been running from my crazy ex girlfriend all day in the hot sun and I finally shook her..., am I ever balls thirsty!!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!

get thirsty

drinking a large amount of alcoholic beverages

wanna go get thirsty with me tonight?

Thirsty ho

A NIGGA who always wants dick

shane is such a thirsty ho

Thirsty Trick

A girl who is never satistfied and goes after more and more boyz at the same time even after they turn her down

Alliyah-Hey baby when you tryna call me
Chris-Mane I ain't tryna mess with you no more
Alliyah-But I love you
Chris-NAW,u just a thirsty trick

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twitter thirsty

A person who a) did not receive enough attention from mommy and daddy as a child or b) does not receive enough attention from fellow peers during a normal day and feels the need to compensate by tweeting their every thought in hopes that people in the twittersphere will "favorite" or "retweet" their prosaic ideals of modern society.

Jill: Hey Becky did you see all of my tweets yesterday?

Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.

Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!

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