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Another term for the female vagina. Sometimes referred to as a vagina that smells bad, and is important to avoid.
"Stick it in my chunky shrimp."
They live in very deep water, and grow to the size of a man.
Have big claws on'em, capable of inflicting grievous injuries.
Jesus Christ, did a claw shrimp get loose in here?
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Big claws on them. Live real deep. Big as a man.
This injury is very reminiscent of a Claw Shrimp attack.
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Synchronicity. Derived from the 1984 film "Repo Man".
"Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one either; it's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."
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The act of fingering a menstruating female from behind and then licking that finger.
I gave her the ol' shrimp dipper in the bathroom of a Long John Silver's.
Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.
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The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!
Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?
Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?
Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.
One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."