Sticky toffee apple

When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.

Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*

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Toffee Bullet

To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.

me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"

Opp claiming Toff

A private schoolboy who claims he has opps

Alfred: Mans runnin down opps ya dun know

Msg Trappy: what opps pussyclart?

Alfred: the opps in Bradford ya dun know

Msg Trappy: you go to Eton you Opp claiming Toff!

Scrotum toffee

When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.

OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!

You just burnt the/da toffee

You just messed up

Dawm this chick is O.Ding on you. I think "you just burnt the/da toffee" mate.

ten pound toffees

Extersy or Gary's m8888 get fucked on em init shoutout to my man josh

I can't wait for them ten pound toffees tonight me g

toff

The absolute dominance of one, who always was, always is and always will be the superior power among a certain topic.

I will toff the whole industry.