Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

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Toot the Snooder

To smoke Marijuana from a pipe.

I like to toot the snooder after a hard days work.

Tuba Toot

A fart that sounds just like a low note on a tuba

Person #1. *toot*
Person #2. Hey you jist tuba tooted!!!

anal toot

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.

anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.

toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

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toot sweet

immediately, as quickly as possible

"I'll be back from the restroom toot sweet so we can continue our conversation."

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toot it and boot it

basically it's a one night stand. Sexual relations then leave (usually in a hurry).

one night stand, "hit it and quit it", "one and done", "lay without pay".. and now.. "toot it and boot it" or "toot it and booted".

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