This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.
I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.
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When your cock pokes out from the folds of your underwear or boxers.
Slapping the bitch in the face with my cock was no problem because I already had a renegade torpedo.
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massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon
He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..
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The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.
1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.
Very tan adult person with an erection.
If it doesn't put the sun tan lotion on it's skin, it will get the tropical torpedo again.
A poo that enters the water without making a sound or noise.
"That shit was so big, it was a sneaky torpedo"
"No Poseidons kiss here, that was a sneaky torpedo"
When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.
Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.