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This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.
I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.
massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon
He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..
When your cock pokes out from the folds of your underwear or boxers.
Slapping the bitch in the face with my cock was no problem because I already had a renegade torpedo.
Very tan adult person with an erection.
If it doesn't put the sun tan lotion on it's skin, it will get the tropical torpedo again.
The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.
1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.
A poo that enters the water without making a sound or noise.
"That shit was so big, it was a sneaky torpedo"
"No Poseidons kiss here, that was a sneaky torpedo"