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This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.
I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.
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massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon
He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..
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When your cock pokes out from the folds of your underwear or boxers.
Slapping the bitch in the face with my cock was no problem because I already had a renegade torpedo.
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The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.
1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.
A poo that enters the water without making a sound or noise.
"That shit was so big, it was a sneaky torpedo"
"No Poseidons kiss here, that was a sneaky torpedo"
Very tan adult person with an erection.
If it doesn't put the sun tan lotion on it's skin, it will get the tropical torpedo again.
When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air
Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo