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Also known as turfing someone's lawn, it is the act of driving one's automobile (a motorcycle, ATV, or souped-up golf cart will do in a pinch) onto the lawn of an enemy or merely someone who has given offense, gunning the vehicle, and leaving deep furrows in the grass. Extra points for destruction of topiary, flower beds, or particularly well manicured golf course-quality greenery. Bumper blasting of neatly stacked bags of leaves or other lawn detritus while exiting the premises is recommended if applicable. Crushing children's toys, garden gnomes, bird baths, etc. is optional and can provide additional pleasure.
Keep complaining about my loud music and you'll earn a lawn turf in the near future.
Our asshole neighbor put a fucking Trump for President sign in his yard, so when we came home shitfaced last night we turfed his lawn.
watching surf documentaries while smoking weed
Gretchen, want to come over for some surf & turf??
Excrete, empty one's bowels. The act of getting rid of last night's over-indulgence in curry and copious amounts of Newcastle Brown Ale. Dog's also turf out regularly, for no other reason other than to turf out in general... and pound for pound their's is bigger.
"You look relieved. Wassup?"
"Mate, I had a turf out this morning..."
"Big night?"
"Chicken tikka chilli balti phal and 12 pints of Newky"
When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.
"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."
(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.
Dude, hand me a plunger because I pinched a surf and turf.
The fuzzy appendage that sprouts (sometimes excessively) from the grundle.
I plucked my durf turf clean for Sarah before she came over last night.
My gouche often gets quite swampy and all that durf turf doesn't help.