Turf Burglar

A man whom steals another man's turf. Turf either referring to a claimed area (a woman or man) or better yet, in reference to their pubic hair (i.e. turf) and all genitalia housed within. Also can be applied as heterosexual or homosexual to men or women.

Tara: "Hey Ilana, see that man at the bar, I bet he has one hell of a goal post and a well kept turf ... I am so gonna take him home and play his field tonight."
*Ilana moves in and chats the guy up for a few hours.*
Ilana: "Hey Tara, I have had enough to drink, this guy will give me a ride home, I'll see you tomorrow."
Tara: "Ilana, you are such a turf burglar."
*Tara heads home alone.*

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surf & turf

watching surf documentaries while smoking weed

Gretchen, want to come over for some surf & turf??

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turf out

Excrete, empty one's bowels. The act of getting rid of last night's over-indulgence in curry and copious amounts of Newcastle Brown Ale. Dog's also turf out regularly, for no other reason other than to turf out in general... and pound for pound their's is bigger.

"You look relieved. Wassup?"
"Mate, I had a turf out this morning..."
"Big night?"
"Chicken tikka chilli balti phal and 12 pints of Newky"

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Surf and turf

When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.

"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."

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surf and turf

(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.

Dude, hand me a plunger because I pinched a surf and turf.

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Lemon Turf

Lesbian Territory

She's so Lemon Turf, she won't even look at a guy.

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Durf Turf

The fuzzy appendage that sprouts (sometimes excessively) from the grundle.

I plucked my durf turf clean for Sarah before she came over last night.

My gouche often gets quite swampy and all that durf turf doesn't help.

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