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Title of 1980 hit record by The Vapors, with a rhythm said to be suitable for masturbation. Title is a reference to the contorted face typical of a guy about to blow his load after a good tommy. The lyrics apparently tell the story of a guy in jail wanking over a picture of his girl.
1. 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors made it to number 3 in the UK chart in early 1980.
2. I was having an awesome wank last night and just as I was about to cream myself my fucking roomate burst in and said "Fuck, you're turning Japanese!". How we laughed.
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Verb:
1) Getting loose, being wild and potentially engaging in sexual activity with members of the opposite gender (or the same gender if thats what you're in to)
2) Acting crazy due to consumption of large amounts of alcohol, marijuana, molly or other drugs
It can be used as a noun where it is spelled "turnt up" instead of "turned up" as grammatical conventions would suggest. Turnt up is used to described the state of being wild and crazy like someone would be at a party.
It is not to be confused with the vegetable, the turnip, to which it shares some phonic similarities but is otherwise entirely unrelated
We're gonna turn up tonight at John's party.
Dude 1:Mary's party last night was turnt up.
Dude 2: I know. I had like 7 drinks, hooked up with 2 chicks and was going HAM on the dance floor. I was all the way turnt up.
"You're girl spinnin' on my dick like a CD-ROM"
All the Way Tunrt by Roscoe Dash
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To turn a good person with minimal or shy sexual experience into a freaky sex hungry nympho!
Yea shes hot..But shes a goody goody..I'll turn out this chic soon enough!
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An American soap opera on CBS that has been on the air since 1936. It was this show that first harbored such young actors as Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, and Marisa Tomei. In recent years it has seen a great deal of increasing and declining of popularity, but garnered a wide amount of media attention when, in 2007, it showcased American daytime's first ever gay teen couple; Luke Snyder and Noah Mayer, also known as Nuke. Some of the show's most popular couples include:
* Holden and Lily
* Jack and Carly
* Tom and Margo
* Bob and Kim
* Craig and Sierra
* Simon and Katie
* Steve and Betsy
* Paul & Meg
* Will and Gwen
* Luke and Noah
* Casey and Alison
* Henry and Vienna
"Did you catch yesterday's episode of As The World Turns?"
"No, I only like Luke and Noah; I'm going to wait till they're uploaded on youtube."
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When one approaches a no U-turn sign, but must turn around regardless, so they make a left into a parking lot and go around, forming a D.
Girl: Fuck i missed the restaurant and i can't make any U-turns on this road!
Guy: Just make a D-turn.
Girl: wtf is a D-turn?
Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?
Girl: I'm sorry...
Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
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To opt for a more challenging, ‘uphill’ road in a life situation, even if an easier option is readily available.
Dude! Don’t be such a pussy, turn left for once in your life.
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When something makes you lose all excitment from being turned on
"I have to take a shit before sex " pony said , that turned off
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