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one of the many banes of humanity twilight has converted many teenage girls into dribbling idiots who can't spell
also see: twitard
twitard: 1SNT TWiLIGHT DA BEST BUK EVAR!!!!!ONE!!!111111!!!ELEVEN
normal human: no i prefer harry potter, twilight's plot is almost nonexistant
TWITARD: BUT 98% AOF TEH TEENAGERS LUVDA BOOK YOU AHZ NO LIFE!!!!!111ONE U PROBABLIEZ HAZZNRT READED DA BOK
normal person: no i just dont like twilight
TWITARD:*assaults normal person*
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A stereotypical vampire romance novel series written by Stephenie Meyer, the movie of which used the remaining sparkles from The Labyrinth on all the cast members portaying vampires in sunlight.
normal girl 1: Did you see Twilight in theaters?
normal girl 2: Yeah, but Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or Edward Cullen got a close-up...
fangirl: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!
normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...
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The modern Scientology.
"OMG!! HAIL TWILIGHT!! STEPHANIE MERYER IS GOD!"
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When you are giving it to a woman doggystyle, then you turn her around, ejaculate on her face, and immediately follow it up with a handful of glitter to the face, then turn the lights on and see her sparkle.
I totally gave Kelly "The Twilight" last night, she's still picking glitter out of her hair.
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Full of cliches, information downloaded off the internet, no sentence skills
Bloody hell, what is this crap, Twilight?
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a book/movie series that everyone is overly obsessed with. the loves AND the haters.
lovers = constantly talking about whether they are team jacob or team edward. constantly talking about how they wish they could be vampires.
haters = constantly calling it "gay". constantly whining about how the vampires sparkle in the sun. constantly whining about it being cliched. constantly whining about how poorly writin it is. all without realising they've surpassed the shrieking fangirls in obsessing over it. BOO FREAKING HOO! JUST GET OVER IT! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE!
some ppl have even taken it apon themselves to buy the book then film themselves on youtube while burning the book. as if this is suppose to "rid the world of the horrible abomination". WTF?!
Twilight fan: "OMFG i wish edward was my bf!!
Me: he's just a figment of someone's imagination
Twilight hater: OMFG! twilight is so gay!
Me: how about spending your energy hating on something that matters?
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Twilight, a fat ugly bitches wet dream...'Nuff said.
Woman: Hey Paul did you read Twilight?
Paul: Nope.
Woman: Well I did and it is the bestest book I've ever read! It's like hot and gorgeous vampire named Edward who falls in love with a human and...Hey Paul what are you doing with that shotgun?
BANG!
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