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A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.
Snapchat really update raped me with the new layout, I hate it.
no i despise the old "definition"
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come
forgive me
- TheGreatJan
this dusttrust (updated) "defininition" got updated because i was slightly stupid a year ago
When someone is providing you with too much information, it is also considered a Marion Update.
"No I swear it's not a Marion-Update, I will just summarize the date quickly.
An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"
Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer