terrorist voting

The description of 'terrorist voting' is already coined with the term 'crossover voting' (see Cynthia McKinney on Wiki). The entry that says you are only allowed to vote according to your registered voting status is incorrect, as you will see when you visit the above cited source. It may be that way in some states, but not all.

While running for Presidential nomination for the Democratic party in 2002, Cynthia McKinney was railroaded by crossover voting in the Georgia primaries, even though someone on Urban Dictionary called it 'Terrorist Voting'.

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Vote Shcip

When playing on Modern Warfare 2, you say this with a Russian accent to annoy others in the lobby. Works best when you get 2-3 friends saying it with you.

Friend 1:Vote Shcip?

Friend 2:Vote Shcip

Friend 3: No vote schip?

Person in lobby: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED

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Vote for Brown

Political expression meaning "Going off to take a dump in a bathroom stall" - usually at a restaurant or bar. So called for the action of closing the little door behind you to do your business - much like the process of voting.

Variations include "Voting for Korn", an explanation of which is not necessary here.

Guy #1 at Bar - "Hey, you leaving?"
Guy #2 - "Naw, just gonna go Vote for Brown. Hold my seat."

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Women voting

An ancient myth created by man to scare the kids and piss off the misso

Women voting is such a funny joke

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Vote Slave

A person who can always be counted on to vote for their party, regardless of the parties actions. They often vote for politicians that have little to no regard for their well-being, but seem similar to themselves. Their anger and suffering can be easily misdirected at outsiders, while they continue to vote against their own self-interests.

A vote slave doesn't want to think but rather wants to fight for or serve a higher authority. Any attempt to debate, pursuade or present differing viewpoints feels like an attack to them.

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voting irregularities

The default explanation for an electoral defeat given by a losing candidate for public office.

Reporter: "But you lost the election by a 50% margin!"
Candidate: "Well, that's because of voting irregularities."

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erectoral vote

A vote cast into a system for a specific candidate based on their sexiness and ability to make others horny on sight.

Man, that chick on American Idol was hot!
She sure earned my erectoral vote!

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