Used to describe someone who is irrelevant and thick headed and just generally stupid and who's opinion doesn't matter
Guy: Your dress is too short shawty
Girl: Shut up you irrelevant walnut
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all the kids there bully there district by calling it poor. they also think majority of the kids are dumb. big walnut is actually a decent school but not all of the people are decent.
Jim: woah you go to big walnut?!?
Tim: ya... bw isnβt so great. weβre all dumb and our school is poor.
Jim: i wish i went to big walnut!!
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Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.
I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night
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A clitoris the size shape and appearance of a walnut. Unusual and only found in females with loose morals.
.. then i pulled my hand out of her pants cause she had a walnut clit.
Oh my word!
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My walnut whip's sore as fuck!
Did you give her one up the walnut whip?
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An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass
In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut
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What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"