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What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.
John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!
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When a friend or co-worker decides to wear old dingy sweaters. Either from a deceased relative or found in an old, dusty container in the attic. (most likely from wife) This person wears them to work with confidence and doesn't realize the whole office thinks he is a tool.
OMG!!!! Did you see Tom's sweater today? He is totally on sweater welfare!
Tom decided to go up into the attic and sift through a bunch of old sweaters from his Swedish wife. Since he decided to wear them to work and out of the house. He is now on Sweater Welfare.
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noun- 1A person who refuses to use birth-control despite their excessive promiscuity and lower-class financial status.
2Anyone who wants children "with their new man/woman", despite existing children from another parent, with no regard to financial ability.
3Anyone who will have a child with an inability to financially or emotionally support any number of them.
4A promiscuous individual who wants children like a child wants puppies, and has no concept or ability to act as a functional parent; A person who views a child as an accessory, instead of a responsibility.
5A person who continually has children simply to increase benefits given by welfare, or who disregards the cost to everyone else to support their willful "promiscuity-without-protection" lifestyle.
"I would give to the poor in Rainier Valley, but there are so many welfare-barnacles out there, I changed my mind. They should hand out condoms instead of money."
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welfare whip: a term created by a man living on the IL/WI border between two big cities swarmming with "welfare whips". the meaning is a vehicle bought using the tax payers money,usually driven by a black person who cannot or WILL NOT get a job,and usually having oversized wheels (tractor wheels wrapped in tinfoil). this is not uncommon at all in big citys such as (chicago,milwaukee,cleavland,oakland,L.A.). the "welfare whip" could also be a shitty vehicle with 24" rims,or a mercedes with disability plates driving through the ghetto . in other words any vehicle bought with the tax payers money.
niglet : damn you saw's shaniq-walikes new ride, jumpin jammal?
jumpin jamal: hells yeaaahhh he must of just got is welfare check, that is one tizzight welfare whip
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Any variety of piece of shit car used to transport large unemployed inner city families.
Damn, look at dat beat up ass welfare wagon.
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The second most important BBYO ceremony. A candle is passed around the room during this ceremony. The person holding the candle can talk about anything he would like, whether it be about school, masturbation(talked about frequently in certain chapters), or a particular girly the speaker likes. There is usually an alloted time limit, and no personal attacks are to be made.
During good and welfare I have learned to understand my brother alephs better through the stories they tell.
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Notable Moxie mixed drinks include the “Welfare Mom”, which consists of equal parts Diet Moxie and Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy.
The future unwed mothers of Biddeford Maine habitually get wasted on "Welfare Moms."
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