armchair widow

What a wife or girlfriend becomes at the start of a season of sportball, esp. NFL

(wife to husband): "These last few weekends at the beach have been nice. Too bad I'm going to lose you to football. You're making me an armchair widow"

(one gf to another gf): "We were dating for like, three months, then BAM. He's watching games and doesn't want to go out"
(other gf): "girl, you a armchair widow"

tablet-widow

1. One who has lost a partner or significant other to excessive obssesive usage of an ipad/galaxy tab etc

You've been playing Angry Birds for 5 flaming hours straight, who the hells been looking after the kids? Damn it man you make me feel like a tablet-widow

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Roll the Widow

An alternative term for bowling.

Sorry, can't. I Roll the Widow every Thursday.

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widow maker

A widow maker is a one-shot break-action 12 guage shotgun.

Don't make me pull out the widow maker boy

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Black widowed

When a older woman lures the attention of a younger male to steal he’s seed them try and kill him through a long painful series of mental torcher

it turned out that crazy bitch was trying
To black widowed me

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grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.

We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.

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white widow

(n) A type of indoor indica cannabis that gets it's name from the fact that long white hairs protrude from the top of the plant's fruit prior to harvest.

"The white widow, she is a cruel mistress, but what can I say, I love her."

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