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A middle aged man posing as a straight male and even living with his wife and kids but is secretly a faggot. They are usually stuck with old habits such as 80's music(George Michael), are sporting a skullett and of course a hat to cover the bald spot and are obsessed with Cher and Tammy Wynette, not to mention forcing his daughters to dress up as them as they are growing up, scarring them for life to fulfill his own sick fantacies of wanting to be the one dressed up. Their transportation is usually an old camaro. They kill small animals to fulfill the complete emptiness inside them that will never amount to anything. As they age their lack of hiding the fact that they are a complete homosexual becomes obvious to everyone around them including their scarred adolescent daughter, with 2 and 3 hour phone calls to their boyfrind as the pain pills they are taking masks their ability to hide or ever care who hears them talking about taking loads in the ass and in the mouth but in their eyes, once off their high, are still living the fake life of a straight man.
"Look at that Tinky Winky! His wife didn't wash the dishes right..oh no, he's hosing her down with mustard right in front of his young daughters and sending her away crying into the bedroom."
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blindness or other acute vision problems resulting from mad-hot ejaculation.
Twatrag! I told you not to lean forward! Now you gotta live with that winky face the rest of your life..
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A term used to describe the male totem pole.
A dark room full of hookers, you are bound to hear:
Oh my, I have found capt winky!
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noun: A term to describe a man's genitals when something turns him off. They shrivel up. A term heard in the live-action remake of 101 Dalmatians. This also tends to happen in cold weather.
Horace: The sight of all these deceased creatures gives me a shrinky winky.
To get permission to send dick pics to girls via text
to solicite the winky
guy: You're cute
girl: ;)
guy: 8====D~~
A sex position where you hang from the roof while your part hangs on your titties.
Hey babe you want to do the winky slinky with me.
Its what you have to do to train your girl to become a anal master, you gotta finger her with 2 in the pink and one in the stink and that one is the be the pinky.
Ana:Last night Darrel did the pinky winky on me and I think I ready for his whole 2 inches!