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Beverly Hills of the East Coast. Ultimate prep town. Swarmed by rich kids, rich people, expensive stores, über-ridiculous cars, and whatnot.
People in Winter Park are so rich, they use $100 bills to wipe the windshields of their Hummers.
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Ellis winter is a lanky nonce who thinks that it is legal to shag underage girls, Ellis uses his size to dominate these young females and gives them no choice than to be fucked by this monster cock.
If these girls didn't smell of fish before this encounter then they definitely do now, Ellis has all of the STDs you could imagine so if you see this man you must run for your virginity (and your future children)
Ellis winter has a monster cock but has every STD imaginable
Justin Winters is an amazing guy and anyone would be lucky to have him in their lives (:
wow that kids such a justin winters
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A man that's on a never ending search for a wife. Loves Jager, Tito's and white claws. For what he lacks in height he makes up for in facial hair. Favorite saying "let's get fucked up!"
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A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.
Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol
the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
Erect nipples pertruding through ones garments due to excessively cold weather conditions.
'Kin ell it's cold! Alice nearly took my eye out with one of her winter flies!