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Sometimes referenced as the "Bukkake Hairball".
Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.
When the bukkake had commenced, Jill hacked up a mean wookie hairball after the football team shoved their shaved pubes down her throat.
When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.
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A huge, disgusting, smelly, hairy, fat, half-ton lesbian. Wookie Dykes often make a loud, guttural sound when they are hungry for labia.
Barry: Frank...I'M SERIOUS....DO NOT TURN AROUND -
Frank: Why? (Frank turns around)What's going on?
Barry: Rickeeeeeeeeee - er, I mean FRAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Frank: Barry. Give me that hash. Now. Hand it over. That's Rhonda, the wookie dyke. She's mostly harmless unless you get too close with food or another lesbian. Then you'd better watch out. She'll eat your arm.
Barry: Yeah, I noticed that huge scar on your...
Frank: Nevermind. Just stop being such a spaz and relax. And what was up with that "Rickeeeee" thing? That is seriously the last time I smoke hash with you. Jesus.
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Women from cold areas, usually around interior Alaska, who don't take care of themselves; they don't shave, eat right, or have any health conscience.
These tundra wookies make me want to puke sometimes
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A very propulsive and long winded fart resembling the sound of a Wookie From Star Wars makes when he is angry or screaming out in agony.
My husband cleared the superbowl party when let a Wookie Fart out he'd been holding in apparently too long. It sounded like a grizzly gear dying!
Do something without planning. Off the cuff.
-You ever rode this mountain bike trail before?
-Nope, gonna hug the wookie!
-We're pinned down, no where to go! What do we do?
-Time to hug the wookie, cover me!
-Did you make notes for your speech?
-Naw, I just hug the wookie.
-How did you make that?
-I dunno, just hugged the wookie and this is what I ended up with.
Show up in the bedroom wearing your party socks (completely naked except knee high white socks). As you are "loving" your lady friend from behind, slowly build up static electricity on the bedroom carpet. When she starts getting worked up and moaning loudly, you static electrify her nipples. Her combination of the shock and moaning will let out the most glorious of Wookie screams. Unleash her inner Wookie!
My gal has been really riding my ass lately, but nothing The Electric Wookie can't rectify.
A person who finds pleasure in sleeping with relatively large women. Achohol is sometimes involved.
Wookie's are usually large and or harry creatures.
Tom is the biggest Wookie Slayer, I've ever seen.