a hot mf from genshin impact, if u see him u will go nuts on him. also give him almond tofu.
“hey! xiao just came home!!”
“wow!! good for u!!”
He can smash anyone with his juicy long ding dong. If your name is xiao your so hot. Especially if your xiao with the juicy slimy staff or whatevs. Anyways he has a juicy ding dong and hes so FINE😍😍🤞🏼🤞🏼 Ily xiao
Person 1:i love xiao
person 2:me too hes so hot
Person 1: wait you know him?
Person 2: yeah from genshin
Both of them: 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
the hottest emo boy on the block
hes shorter than you but its ok cuz hes so cute and emo and he will save you if ur in a bad situation. he growls a lot and its actually so hot. he likes almond tofu which is the cutest thing ever and he sacrificed himself to save you and some other characters in the chasm quest which actually made me cry omfg.
may all xiao wanters be xiao havers but also not cuz i want him all to myself—
lesser human: “my genshin team is diluc, ganyu, zhongli and bennett”
me and you: “NO XIAO???!!? 🥺🥺”
people who simp for xiao (from genshin impact)
friend: omg xiao is so hot i love him!!
me: idk what you see in him tbh
friend: i'm officially in xiao nation