Poo Gobbler

an infant, who unsuspecting to its parents, removes its own diaper and plays with and eats its own poo. This usually occurs when the child is in its crib and is believed to be sleeping.

Mom: Can you believe the baby took off her poopy diaper again?
Dad: Did she eat some poo?
Mom: Yep.
Dad: Damn, she is such a little poo gobbler, I hope she grows out of it.

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poo face

someone who has a pooey face

u stink poo face

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poo porn

Pornography wherein one involves fecal matter in the erotic display.

Auara Snow sucked off Buck Naked and he shot off a juicy load over her eyebrows. Meanwhile, James Jamesly is doing her in the butthole, pounding away, but can't yet achieve orgasm. Auara has an idea: she farts a spattering shower of shit into his face and he ejaculates all over her mid section while rubbing the crap all over her. He then says "that's quality poo porn!"

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Poo Pirate

One Who Steals Your Dirty Starfish

Arr!, I be a Poo Pirate, and I'm coming to steal your dirty starfish!

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crazy-poo

Any sort of defecation which causes pain or is abnormal.

Oh my jesus, after eating that chicken tikka masala, I had the most horrible crazy-poo you could ever imagine.

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Vindaloo poo

When you have a really spicy curry and it makes you need to poo but when you do it burns your bum hole

Man 1: cor blimey bro that curry last night was SPICY
Man 2: I know mate I had the fattest vindaloo poo after

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prickly poo

A big poo that hurts like hell on it's way out. Feels like you ate pins and they are exiting your body through your butt hole

Omg I just did a massive prickly poo! I think i need a bum bandage!

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