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A promiscuous girl takes off her shirt and shows her tits in exchange for 3 gentleman showing off their dicks.
Man can you believe that? That girl gave us the 3 for 2 last night.
Remember that party back in 3rd year when she showed us the 3 for 2? Slut!
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A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot
Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
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nerd one - yew r teh 1053|2
nerd two - zomg yew pwned taht n008!
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A day where people’s names that rhyme with seven get sex, a lot.
Hey my name is Kevin, and it is November 2 ,doesn’t that mean sex.
Yes.
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Half life 2 is a better game becuase its not fake.
Better than ping pong but not half life
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A super super cool game that i am awful at! You get to kill cows!!!!!
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Refers to a guy who has had a lot to drink (often around 2 A.M.) and seems to think that a certain woman - who is in fact NOT attractive - is a prize to take home - a 10. Upon awakening (figuratively 10 A.M.) he can't believe that he bed the dog - a 2 in the eyes of a sober man. He is awkwardly embarassed and often vows never to drink again in view of his drunken decision. His life is filled with reminders from comedic friends who never let him or his circle of friends EVER forget his encounter.
Scott: "Did you see that acne-cow Max went home with last night!?"
Connor: "How could you miss her! What a dog, and he slept with her?!?"
Scott: "Indeed my friend, after 15 beers he obviously had severe beer goggles only to find out that she was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10!"
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