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When you ejaculate so hard it hurts like being stung in the eye with lemons
"I have such a hard Lemon Tear since last night"
A UGLY ASS BITCH with NO SENSE OF HUMOR
1: WOW SHE IS A MIA 2: YEAH SUCH A BITCH YEAH NO SENSE OF HUMOR A UGLY ASS BITCH with NO SENSE OF HUMOR
Mia The Lemon is a birch BY A HATER IN HER SCHOOL
While dumping a load on a facial, you intentionally aim for the eye, knowing you've been living on a diet solely consisting of hot sauce and acidic foods.
Quit complaining, it just a lemon zinger, now take your 20 bucks.
The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina
"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"
(n) something God hands to you. Something that should be cherished if gifted to.
Ex: When God hands you fried lemons, eat them
When God hands you fried lemons, eat them