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When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
I am the cutest person alive!
Every single girl: Damn he is the cutest person alive
Me: *nods in agreement*
A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.
Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.
Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
“What does a golden retriever person look like?”
“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”
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Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.
Naomi: Talia was soo cute today
Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence
Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-
the person you punch is next to you
the person you punch is next to you
A very feral and hori New Zealander that spends spare time lurking around in the bush not really achieving much.
Child: what’s that man doing in the bush Dad?
Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person
A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.